Humans really can't see behind their heads!

Right, right. I'm Alice. I'm a cat, obviously. I'll post a more complete introduction later, but I just had to share this hilarious story with you!
Anyway, tonight my human was heating up my food in the beeping-box before she went to sleep in her nest (humans are not nocturnal, fyi). I was sitting right behind her, supervising to make sure she didn't hurt herself. She stepped back and her foot came down on my tail!
You can bet that I yowled and scampered into the hallway. The nerve!
I expected her to catch herself, like I can, but instead she just kept falling! Like a log! Straight down and THUMP!
I still laugh just thinking about it. The look on her face....she was so stunned. Like a little flying meal that has flown into a window.
I know, I know, I shouldn't laugh at her. She can't help being a clumsy naked monkey, and it's not kind to laugh at the disadvantaged. But I have to do something to distract me from my throbbing tail!
Don't worry, though. All is well in the Den once again. She groveled most pathetically and I graciously forgave her. I'm really quite fond of her. And she is entertaining. She's rooting around in her nest as I type this. I think I'll go purr her to sleep. TTYL!